"I don't speak German," one says to one of the cops, "Might you speak English?"
The cops shrug with incomprehension.
"Parlez vous francais," the biker says, non-plussed.
More shrugs.
"Parla Italiano?"
Shrugs
"Habla Espanol?"
Same thing. The guy even tries Portuguese and Latin, no luck.
Finally the bikers ride off, frustrated.
One cop looks at the other and says, "Hey, that guy spoke 6 languages!"
The first one shrugs one last time. "Yeah well, what good did it do him?"
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A Spanish speaking bandit held up a bank in Tucson. The sheriff and his deputy chased him. When they captured him, and the sheriff, who couldn't speak Spanish, asked him where he'd hidden the money. "No sé nada," he replied.
The sheriff put a gun to the bandit's head and said to his bi-lingual deputy: "Tell him that if he doesn't tell us where the money is right now, I'll blow his brains out."
Upon receiving the translation, the bandit became very animated. "¡Ya me acuerdo! Tienen que caminar tres cuadras hasta ese gran arbol: allí está el dinero."
The sheriff leaned forward. "Yeah? Well..?"
The deputy replied: "He says he wants to die like a man."
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Why French is better than sex
1. You're never too old or too young to learn French
2. French-fanatics don't make people uncomfortable
3. It's OK to speak French anytime and anywhere
4. You can speak French with as many people and as many times a day as you like
5. Can't get arrested for speaking French with a minor
6. Speaking French with lots of people at once is socially acceptable
7. No risk of disease or pregnancy from speaking French
8. You can speak French all day without getting really tired
9. No next-day regrets about whom you spoke French with
10. Speaking French is fun even if you have a headache
. All companies have to consider the meanings of their slogans and campaigns or the name of the brand when they are going to launch it. Because sometimes really good 
or brand names in their country may cause 
abroad which can harm the product or the whole company. Here are some typical examples.... : )))
guy visiting Sydney, Australia, pulls up at a bus stop where two locals are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks.
disgusted. The first Aussie turns to the second and says, "Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language."
for the first time, struggling with the language. He visits one of the local churches and sits in the front row.
, the man next to him stands up again, so the missionary stands up, too.
baby boy, and I asked the proud father to please stand up."
for the 
.
.
responded. “If I ask for the elevator I mean the elevator.”
them lifts”.
the language.”
get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them 
them at 
, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”
swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this country we don’t speak aloud in public places about our 
…
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in the eggplant.
.
were not invented in England. 
were not invented in France.
, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
and was having difficulty finding a room, so she asked the local schoolmaster to help her. After a satisfactory room had been found, she returned to her home and did some packing. Suddenly, it occurred to her that she hadn`t noticed a W.C. (in England, the toilet is called a Water Closet), so she wrote the 
about the W.C.The Schoolmaster, not knowing the meaning, asked the parish priest and together they decided that it must mean "Wayside Chapel."