A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian
A Certain English Lady ....
A certain English lady visited Switzerland
He wrote her the following letter: ....
Dear Madame,
It is my pleasure to inform you that there is a W.C. just 9 miles from your home, in the center of a grove of pine trees. It seats
229 people, and it is open on Thursdays and Sundays. This is an unfortunate situation if you are in the habit of going regularly. You will, nodoubt, be glad to hear that some people bring their lunches and make a day of it.I would especially recommend Thursdays, for then there is an Organ accompaniment. The accoustics
in the W.C. are excellent; even the most delicate sound
can be heard.My son was married in the W.C. and there was such a rush for seats that 10 people had to sit in the same seat. The looks on their faces
were very interesting.My wife is sickly but dedicated. She doesn`t go regularly, and she hasn`t gone for nearly a year.I will be glad to reserve a seat in the W.C. for you, where you will be seen and heard by everyone.Hoping I have been of some assistance
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Sincerely yours,
The Schoolmaster
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